Share this postSMILE…..😂theagingviking.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOtherSMILE…..😂No laugh… it is better for your health The Aging VikingSep 05, 202332Share this postSMILE…..😂theagingviking.substack.comCopy linkFacebookEmailNoteOther3ShareRandom Thoughts:I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink. Turns out it was the refrigerator.My bucket list: keep breathing.Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless personJust once, I want a username and password prompt to say: "close enough."Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.I am a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time!Retirement to do list: Wake up. Nailed it!Went to an antique show and people were bidding on me.When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.I don't have grey hair. I have wisdom highlights.Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done. I do not trip. I do random gravity checksMy heart says chocolate and wine, but my jeans say: please, please, please, eat a salad!Losing weight does not seem to be working for me, so from now I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.Some people are like clouds: once they disappear it is a beautiful day.Some people you are glad to see coming; some people you are glad to see going.Common sense is not a gift. It is a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.I came. I saw. I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps. Got lost on the way back. Now I have no idea what is going on.
I can soooo relate. I just realized recently why old folks shuffle and toddle - so we won't fall. 🙄
Outstanding post! Thanks.