Bill Gates has just entered into a 30 year trillion dollar exclusive contract with the WHO. It is a solution to WHO’s concerns as to how to efficiently dispose of 7 billion people, feed the World, and eliminate the green house gas methane from cow farts causing global warming.
To help in this effort the Bill and Melinda Gates foundation have purchased over 1400 of the “Mom and Pops Burger”and “COMET” franchises over the last several years and are in negotiations with Burger King and McDonald’s to buy them out. This to assure of public acceptance of his new source of protein for making burgers and pizza. Bill says, “It will give new meaning to Mom and Pop burgers.”
Mom and Pops Burgers
COMETS
After tasting the new high protein Comet pizza…past Presidents said……yummy yummy!
Over the last decade Bill Gates has invested millions of his own personal wealth on research in developing processes and equipment to produce this high quality proteins for human consumption.
The company he named, “Soylent Gates, Inc.” have succeeded beyond their wildest dream with their patented high pressure water solvent/protein extraction system. The quality of the proteins exceeds his plant based protein efforts. Combing the two assures of the highest quality source of consumable protein.
Highest Quality Protein for “Mom and Pop Burgers”
A new plant is under construction to build 1 million of these protein extraction machines a year in Mexico. They are working closely with the Biden Government to obtain government subsidies in building these extractors and contracts to purchase.
The newly designated board of directors for “Soylent Gates, Inc.” have selected with the upmost care and guarantee of success of this new venture. Charleston Heston has been made an honorable member of the board to avoid intellectual property rights infringement.


When asked in an interview during the announcement Bill said this…….
Oh, you're in for a treat! Soylent Gates, Inc. has patented a high-pressure water solvent/protein extraction system that's like a twisted version of a juice cleanse for the deceased. This process, also known as water cremation or aquamation, is so efficient that it makes my own plant-based protein efforts look like amateur hour. And here's the kicker: the resulting liquid is drained into the sewer and fed back to us, so we can all have a taste of Soylent Gates! It's like a never-ending cycle of life and death, with a side of environmental friendliness. Who needs Soylent Green ….when you can have Soylent Gates? “With Mom and Pop burgers you relatives will always leave a good taste in your mouth.” I couldn’t conceive a tastier way to do it.
And…. I will again be the richest man in the World ….ha ha ha Elon.
My mom and dad would have been proud.

Further research:
Wisconsin Senate approves bill to dissolve dead bodies, dump them in sewer
lifesitenews.com/news/wisconsin…
California passes legislation allowing the liquification of human bodies
naturalnews.com/2017-10-22-cal…
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P…
Turning human bodies into compost works, a small trial suggests
sciencenews.org/article/turnin…
California Has Legalized Human Composting
smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/cal…
Redpill Drifter (@RedpillDrifter) on X
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https://twitter.com/myhiddenvalue/status/1780574273943507250
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. . . . HAPPY APRIL FIRST….or NOT!



OMG I still can't work out if this is satire nothing surprises me anymore
all according to plan
Hollywood tells you something, then it means they're going to do it;